The following article contains language inappropriate for pop stars and this web site, so read at your own risk.

In an attempt to inspire what can only be believed to have been guilt in her "listeners", Madonna released a series of new tracks to the P2P service KaZaA last week. However, these tracks had a twist, they had the pop star profanely asking what the listeners thought they were doing at the front of the tracks.

Whatever her motive, the result has been an even more amusing set of remixes using her words.

Again, the remixes aren't any more appropriate than her original words.